Santa Revealed: Doctor Who Festive Christmas Special Top 10 List

December 25, 2013 - Posted by csandy

10 Reasons Why Santa Clause and Doctor Who Are the Same Person.

10. They use the same spatial distortion technology. Santa’s gift sack is clearly larger on the inside than on the outside, with the ability to fit billions of gifts with barely a budge.

9. Both use vehicles that can bend space and time. Reindeer my eye. Rudolf is just another personification of T.A.R.D.I.S. How else can you deliver billions of presents globally in a single night.

8. They both make a big hoopla about Christmas. Santa is a little more overt about it, but Doctor Who seems to always get cause showing up in modern day England on Christmas Day.

7. Doctor Who and Santa alike seem obsessed with who’s been naughty or nice. Who died and made you judge and jury? Neither “men” seem to only be good for goodness’ sake.

6. Speaking of “men”, neither Santa nor Doctor Who are human. They’re both clearly aliens. Doctor Who has two hearts and we’re sure Santa is hiding an extra organ or two in that barrel chest of his.

5. The both have this contradictory need for both solitude and companionship. Santa and his insipid elves, Doctor Who and his “companions.” Truth be told Doctor Who has as many companions as Santa’s got elves – it’s just easier to hid them in the T.A.R.D.I.S.

4. Both bring a surprise each Christmas. Santa usually limits his surprise to an ugly sweater. Doctor Who brings Cybermen, Daleks, killer GPS….

3. They both take extreme measure to get away from the women they love. Clause makes frequent trips away from the North Pole. Doctor Who simply dumps off his loved ones on a distant planet in the future.

2. No matter how how many years pass, neither Doctor Who or Santa seem to get any older.

1. Santa, like Doctor Who, never has a problem with immigration. True illegal aliens, Santa and Doctor Who both country-hop with impunity.

Colin Sandy

This entry was posted in News and tagged christmas, doctor who, festive, santa clause.

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